Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these badboys?

Ran to Norfolk in 3 hours on friday night, my girlfriend was on call (she's a vet) so most of the weekend was spent driving into the practice to see animals that should have known better. We went for a bike ride to the beach on saturday afternoon...asking a local 'where's the sea?'...'over the road' was her reply. Which road we weren't too sure but we made it in the end.

Bought Napoleon Dynamite from Sainsburys, watched it. Guinea fowl aren't clever animals. Ran home in 4 hours (I'd just eaten a bacon and brie baguette).