Shelly returns

Got up at 8am, went to pick up my other car now that the fanny magnet is sold. Drove to work, uneventful day there...noticed I'd had 100 people view my Pringles auction but no more bidders.

Picked up the fob to the carpark for my car, spent about 1 hour driving round an empty carpark trying to find the spot that said '60' on it, eventually found it and some bastard had parked a huge supporting concrete pillar half in the bay, so I drove around till I found 59 and parked there instead.

Watched Napoleon Dynamite again, took a shower and noticed Shelly desperately trying to make his/her way to the door. I promptly returned him/her to the plate in the kitchen as punishment...I could tell he/she knew I was unhappy with his/her behaviour from the profuse amount of gurgling and bubble blowing.