Making Shit

I got to thinking the other day how pointless my job is as a Flash Developer..it's not like I do it for the money, I mean...I earn less than an imigrant vegetable picker with no arms. So why do I do it?.

I feel like the career advisor at school let me down badly. He didn't actually give me any advice come to think of it, just told me about the importance of learning stuff. He wasn't specific. So I thought a career in computers would be the way forward, and if I failed...atleast the clock would always be set on the VCR.

After looking around on the internet, I've decided to retrain as a plumber or maybe a carpenter...if it was good enough for Jesus's dad, then it's good enough for me. Did you know a carpenter can earn upto £1,400 a week? (if you sell crack when you're not working). I've already got my slogan to have on my van...Mark Smith, Making Wooden Shit since 2005, catchy isn't it?.